…All the ingredients must be inedible.

1/2 Cup of Nuts and Bolts
1/4 Cup of Sawdust
3 Cups of Motor Oil, any grade
2 Cups of Lead Paint, preferably red
2 Tsp Thumbtacks|
4 Tblsp Glass Shards6 Strips of Laminate

Mix well in a deluxe blender and serve chilled.

Behind the Random: And that’s the strangest prompt I’ve done in a while I think.  I have no words.